this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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