Dual....:-)
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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