Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
even my farts smell like vagina
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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