So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
