my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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