everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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