I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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