Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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