I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
