just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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