waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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