how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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