this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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