dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
