Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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