What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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