I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
