whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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