After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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