Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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