Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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