With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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