Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
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