I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
