i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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