weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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