Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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