everyone is single if you try hard enough
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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