O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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