I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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