3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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