But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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