the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Can I color on your dick again?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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