Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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