Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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