Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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