The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize
