I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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