that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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