I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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