Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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