Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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