he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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