The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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