Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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