so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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