its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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