please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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