Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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