I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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