I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Randomize
