so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
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