No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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