i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize